SAFFRON SALDARRIAGA’S CRUSH HAS BEEN PRINCE-NAPPED!
Together with her trusty pet-slash-mentor Sage, a large axe, and an inept guide, she sets out to rescue him from the evil nymph Milk. But with no idea where Milk is, and a recurring assassin problem, she’s got her work cut out for her.
Along the way, she’ll encounter giant crabs, world-famous heroes, and uncomfortably sexy dwarves, in this spice of life fantasy adventure.
Saffron and Sage
WHO’S GOT TIME TO BE A MAGICAL GIRL?
Jill Leverett’s a loser. She flips burgers, her band sucks, and she can’t get a date to save her life. So when a talking rabbit from another universe offers to make her a magical girl, she drinks a lot and goes home instead.
But fate won’t let her off the hook that easily, and before long Jill’s having battles to the death, and even more romantic problems then she started with.
Legend of the Hare
Nothing weird ever happens here
Faustine, a woman who decides if morally-ambiguous people go to Heaven or Hell, already has a hard job cut out for her. However, add in her bizarre coworkers, and things get more complicated.