Jesus, you cheat on your ex-girlfriend with like one dog and try to kill her and all of a sudden she gets all judgemental. Or more like judge-menstrual, if you get what I’m getting at. We’ve all been there, fellas.
I mean, I haven’t, because I’ve never had a girlfriend, even though I have a cool fedora and everything. But I’ll always have Midori-chan to love me unconditionally.
Man, this went off track. Where was I?