Congratulations! You are now a henchpig, henchman or henchwoman. This might be your first job, a temporary job, or the only job you’re able to get due to your criminal record and meth addiction. In any case, we welcome you to the Dodecascrofa ruling theocracy. .
This manual is a tool for you to use throughout your employment at the Governess Mansion. It contains job requirements, wage lamentations, tips on sexual harassment in the workplace, and additional resources. The purpose of this manual is to provide you with practical and spiritual guidance in your time of need while working at the mansion. If this manual does not solve a problem or question you might have, pray to our lady Peggy Farrow for guidance, and she will visit you in your dreams.
We hope that you are successful here at the mansion, and we hope to actualize your success by providing this new employee manual. Good luck!
Employee Job Requirements
Dodecascrofa has certain guidelines for each of our employees to follow.
New employees will be provided
- A $15,000 monthly expense account for use in black market trade with Earth. This is only to be used on clothing, and any other expenditure of this fund will be considered treason.
You are to buy acceptable clothing from our traders. Clothing is considered acceptable if it is classy. Things that are not considered classy are
- Non-black pants
- Overtly sexual clothing
- V-neck shirts
- Shirts that be described with a letter besides T or V
- Pro-democracy propaganda
- Symbols of banned gods or goddesses, such as Dara, Teth-elina, (either as single or multiple beings), or Capallais.
You are responsible for cleaning and maintaining your work attire. If your work attire is unacceptable, you may be asked to remove it and continue your shift in a less savory part of town.
Appearance is to be maintained in accordance with the Tome of Fashion you were also given. If you see someone not adhering to appearance guidelines, please report them to the fashion secret police.
You may receive monetary compensation for your employment. If so, your starting salary is the Dodecascrofa minimum wage of $2/hr.
Peggy Farrow requires the utmost obedience from its employees. Her happiness and comfort is your number one priority, even over your life.