Bright melon on that girl
Watermelons. Earthmelons. Firemelons. Airmelons.
Long ago, the four melons grew together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Firemelons went on sale. Only the gardener, master of all four cultivars, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he retired.
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Firemelons are a common food among the Miotal,creatures made of rock that live in water and eat fire. Scientists who try to categorize all lifeforms into one element find the Miotal incredibly frustrating, and classify them as “probably Air somehow, the bastards”. Miotal are often found near the raft villages of the Sceitimini (also known as Water Fairies), who help them socialize with the more civilized races in exchange for manual labor or guidance through the ocean. Water Fairies tend to by primarily Earth or Air-associated, despite living on the ocean and having Water in their names, because everything has to be confusing now.
Coriander: A mild firemelon for the lady, good sir, and I'll have-
Coriander: An...airmelon. With extra air.
Coriander: Gotta maintain my fashionable physique, after all.
Liri: Can we go to the beach after this?
Coriander: Sure thing, Liri.
I’m not sure which, but I suspect I will soon either want to marry Liri or smack her with something heavy.
When did you stop beating your waifu?
What economic value is there in minting a coin worth -12? How does that even work? Does he now owe someone 12 coins or is he always just 12 coins….poorer?….more poor? If he throws it away did he just make 12 coins? What is this system?!….It’s just a joke coin isn’t it?
All I know for sure is, unless he gave that coin to the guy, he is now in debt.
It’s a golf token.
You know how people here say: “Don’t accept any wooden nickles!” ?
Well there they say: “Don’t accept any minudoz!”
You’d have to be pretty stoopid to take one.
Allow me to introduce you to Coriander Bialystock.
Never before has fire looked so delicious.