Also it would’ve ruined the lighting
Sofia’s original interpretation of “Sage pinches Liri’s cheeks” was a little more creative
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BOTOXICA
Unfortunately, we don’t allow pets
SAGE
But look at how cute she is!
LIRI
Haha!
BOTOXICA
I meant you
SAGE
Why I never!
SAFFRON
He’s not a pet, he’s-
SAGE
Enh, it’s fine. I can lick myself anywhere.
BOTOXICA
Ugh. Well. I suggest you all start with a long soak in our infused baths. Just down the hall, women on the left, men on the right. No faking.
CORY
Faking?
BOTOXICA
A few glowing dwarves tried to get into the women’s bath, but they didn’t even shave their beards!
CORY
Hm.
Unfortunately, we don’t allow pets
SAGE
But look at how cute she is!
LIRI
Haha!
BOTOXICA
I meant you
SAGE
Why I never!
SAFFRON
He’s not a pet, he’s-
SAGE
Enh, it’s fine. I can lick myself anywhere.
BOTOXICA
Ugh. Well. I suggest you all start with a long soak in our infused baths. Just down the hall, women on the left, men on the right. No faking.
CORY
Faking?
BOTOXICA
A few glowing dwarves tried to get into the women’s bath, but they didn’t even shave their beards!
CORY
Hm.
Hey, I just binged your webcomic in the last two days. Seriously one of the funniest Fantasy comics I’ve read in recent times. Keep it up you two
Thank you! We’ll try!
Either she’s racist or doesn’t know better. But really, putting people down for their looks to get their business doen’t seem like a good long term strat… unless this will be their last visit as well..
Nice to see Sage is keeping the important stuff in mind.