Glad we cleared that up
Though I giggle and I chortle
Bear in mind you’re not immortal
Why I find it funny, you don’t know
‘Cause it really is a rotten way to go
Though I giggle and I chortle
Bear in mind you’re not immortal
Why I find it funny, you don’t know
‘Cause it really is a rotten way to go
Is madam Botoxica a giant spider? It might be a liitle obvious now but I can’t help but notice her color scheme is very similar to these spiders..These creepy spiders who may or may not be giving Saffron a makeover which may or may not be a cover for liquifying her internal organs to slurped like a smoothie by a spider queen who may or may not be madam Botoxica………………Don’t trust spiders.
Yep, this is definitly not good.
While I’m aware that spiders fill a vital role in the ecosystem and this is a fantasy setting so these ones might be totally legit, they’re still creepy as hell and *I* sure wouldn’t let go of my big fuck-all axe in a situation like this.
All spiders are venomous carnivores, Lili. Don’t they have spiders up north?
Lili : like what?
Spider : well first, we’re gonna inject it with venom that dissolves your insides to a delicious goo. Then, and only then, we will pierce your body and suck you dry. Doesn’t it sound just delightful? ”
Lili : ” Uhh…. “