Projectile Dysfunction
on February 28, 2023
at 1:32 am
It was a good effort.
Saffron and Sage
A spice of life adventure comic
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Cinnamon CanelaAn elf working for Milk the Nymph. Looks like a Cinnamon Roll. Will kill you. Well, will try to kill you. Has a robot maid named Toast. Comics: 39 |
Coriander BialystockThe world's greatest pyromancer. If you don't believe him, just ask him! Came down south on a World Tour with Liri, to show off all the places he'd adventured to in the past and hopefully impress her. Comics: 83 |
Crunch IcariA wandering moth girl Cory met in the forest. Criminally adorable. Adorably criminal. She seems nice, and is attracted to Cory's pyromancy like a mo- huh. Well I guess that scans. Comics: 38 |
Liri BloomA former priestess who wants to live the cool adventurer life. She's just here to have a good time, and won't be deterred by things like "common sense" or "caution" or "Liri, that's literally on fire stop eating it". Comics: 101 |
ToastA golem moonlighting as a butler. Likes to say awoo, and likes Cinnamon too! Maybe even likes Cinnamon, but Cinnamon's just using her for her massive laser cannon. Comics: 32 |
Okay, Cory, time to find out why your power is fizzling out. This performance anxiety is gonna get you ki– Oh, too late.
When one letters in the NCAA’s first lettermen’s club, the guy’s become C-Men. I cannot help but think you were going there, oh author.
The sad part is, magic here works because you believe it does, and Cory currently believes his doesn’t because Liri planted the seed of doubt in his mind after he tried to evade talking about his feelings earlier. She can make up for getting him killed by hopefully healing him.
Also, got to love Cinnamon’s “Yup, got it in one shot!” pose there.
…okay, I give up, what the heck does Toast’s Rebus mean?
It’s a Fire Diamond! A train car is a small wooden box, so using a flamethrower in there isn’t a good idea!
Four color-coded values graded from 0 to 4, 0 meaning “perfectly safe” and 4 meaning “oh my god, run!”
Blue is for toxicity, red for flammability, yellow for explodability, and white is for extra info.
Marking the wagon with 4 for flammability is a comedic exaggeration, realistically it’d be a 1. (For reference, diesel is 2.)
I’d really like to see Cinnamon in a miniskirt.